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3:58 p.m.
2002-07-27

� Mark Darcy: (aka Colin Firth) Mark is the main character in the Bridget Jones books and movie. Author Helen Fielding fashioned Mark after Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice, whom Colin Firth played in the 1995 BBC/A&E mini-series. Mark is a favorite because he's the quintessential brooding/smoldering/British guy.

� Hugh Grant: Hugh Grant really can do no wrong. Really. Honestly. He can cut his hair, grow it out, get a blow job from a prostitute, shag a million women, it doesn't matter. I'll still shell out an absurd amount of money to see him in theaters, and watch his movies a million times at home. I don't know what it is about him I like so much, but what ever it is, it works.

� Sprint PCS Man: I don't know his real life name, nor do I really care. All the rest of my life he will be Sprint PCS Man in the Overcoat. Observant, helpful, and understanding, Sprint PCS Man will save the world with his phones.

� Tom Cavanaugh : (aka Ed from Ed) We love Tom and Ed because they are the nicest of the nice guys. Cute, funny, and loyal, it's unthinkable that a woman would actually chose a recovering alcoholic jackass principle over a nice guy like Ed.

� Spike: (aka James Marsters) Buffy has got to pull her head out of her butt. Why she didn't happily sleep with Spike is beyond me. Why she continues to pound his heart into the ground is beyond me. Why she doesn't feel the same way about him as she did Angel is just wrong. Wrong as wrong can be. He's got the sharp British sarcasm, and very, very nice abs. And a soul. Let's not forget that latest addition.

� Jess: (aka Milo Ventimiglia) Jess, Jess, Jess. You are so much better than Dean. I love that you don't whine, you're smart as a whip, and cute in your bad boy way. I can't see any reason for Rory to choose Dean over you. Well, actually, the only thing that would be weird, is if you and Rory hooked up, as well as Loralie and Luke, because then Rory would be going out with her possible step-father's nephew, and Loralie would be going out with her possible son-in-law's uncle. That would be a bit weird, but we still wouldn't mind. Just make it happen.

Luke Brandon: Head of Brandon Communications in London, Luke has a genius level IQ, photographic memory, and very very expensive suits. (He's worth about 10 million.) Unfortunately, Luke happens to be dating Rebbeca Bloomwood, a financial writer and brilliant shopper. You can read about him in Confessions of a Shopaholic and Shopaholic Takes Manhattan.

The Crush on the Person I Actually Know: Hmm. Sad really. Nothing to put here as I don't have one. Oh well, you won't tell anyone will you?
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