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8:51 p.m.
2001-11-26

Dear Misters Ben & Jerry,

My original intent was to ask you what happened to my Chocolate Fudge Brownie Low-Fat Frozen Yogurt. I was greatly disgruntled when I bought my pint and the flavor wasn't quite up to usual standards. This is the kind of ice cream I would expect from Edy's or Hagen Daz, not Ben n Jerry's. I have very high expectations.

However, since going to Hy-Vee for my B&J needs, my intent for this letter has changed. Instead I wish to praise you and offer you anything you want in exchange for a lifetime supply of Half Baked.

Your Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream was my first love. As I grew older my love was directed towards the Chocolate Fudge Brownie pints. But now, oh there is such a thing as heaven on earth. Chocolate ice cream with gobs of Vanilla? Glumps of cookie dough and pieces of brownie? I'm positive that if God eats ice cream, this is the pint he reaches for.

So, in conclusion, thank you from the bottom of my Half Baked filled tummy. I promise from this day forth never to buy another ice cream brand.

Your Customer Forever,

mariel

(My Boys)
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